I'm just going to say it, the wedding industry is a scam. I am getting married next year and my fiance and I are finding out how extremely expensive everything is! $10 for a table cloth! $15 per fork per person! It makes me not want to get married at all! Well no, I still want to get married, I just don't want to have a wedding. I'd much rather use the money for a wedding towards a down payment on a house. But I digress. Realizing the uniqueness of the wedding industry, I decided that if I can't beat them, join them. So without further ado, the top 5 wooden wedding gifts to get the bride and groom!
1. Full Sapele Wood Puzzle Trivet Lazy Susan with Trivets and Bowl
This Full Sapele Trivet set is the perfect gift for newlyweds. They make great everyday cutting boards but more importantly, they are the best entertaining pieces on the market! Rearrange the pieces into all different designs, use them individually for serving, or keep some on the lazy Susan to pass food and condiments around the table. This is by far our most popular piece when it comes to wedding gifts.
2. Heart Shaped Wood Cutting Board and Serving Tray
This doesn't even take explaining. It's a heart and it's for newlyweds. You would be crazy NOT to buy this. This heart shaped wood cutting board and serving tray is two-sided. One side is ready for chopping while the other side is perfect for serving. Time to add this baby to the cart.
3. Diamond Wood Cutting Board
Probably the cheapest diamond that will be bought for the wedding. This is guaranteed to be a treasured heirloom that the couple will pass down to their grandkids!
4. Wood Knife Block
Every relationship gets to the point where someone reaches for a knife. Well, why not store those knives in this beautiful knife block! When the tempers start rising and someone goes for the knife, this knife block will surely calm them down. It's just so pretty, how can someone look at it and still be angry!
5. Wood Family Game and Coffee Table
If you're trying to buy their love, this is the piece to get. Dead beat father? Alcoholic mother? Make up for all your mistakes buy buying the newlyweds this beautiful wooden coffee table. You want them to love you again, right?
If you're not happy with the gifts we have here, take a look at our wood wedding gifts page. I'm sure you will find something there and contribute to this exploitative wedding industry. Also, all of our products come with a guarantee that the newlyweds will never get divorced. Good luck finding that guarantee on any other gift!